ILLEGAL ALIENS – 91

Rita escapes the scary school supervisor and hides in guitar class, but those eggs and weenies hit her in the gut. LOL!

I lived on eggs and weenies for breakfast, also eggs and fried potatoes, but my Ma always added onions and I hated it. I always had to pick them out.

And yes, it gave me a bit of gas, but the breakfast was great regardless. Yummy!

You gotta do what you gotta in order to be satisfied, but many times if you base what you “gotta do” using your feelings, it sometimes goes south and it never comes out the way you want it.

Disciplines the key buddy, and it sucks big donkey balls that what needs to be done does not correlate with your own personal feelings most of the time.

I wish I was Spock from Star Trek, where his feelings are 100 percent controlled.

Prayer and meditation help enormously. The alarm bell goes off at 6 am and exercise is part of the morning routine, but then you smell those awesome weenies and eggs and you say, “Screw this, I’m hungry!”

Now there goes your workout.

Hey, at least your belly is satisfied, but your butthole isn’t

Roland of Aragon (Weenie and Eggs)