“El Federali hatches a plan to corner Rita in the ladies locker room. I wonder what it is?”
I remember I was with my music homies and we were traveling up north for some gig in Northern Cali. We then arrived in Central Cali for a pit stop at a local gas station. I was half asleep and needed to pee badly. So I jumped out and ran into the convenient store and went into the restroom. I went into a stall, because for some reason there weren’t any urinals and did my thing.
After a minute or two, I heard someone walk in and start talking. It sounded like a female voice. I was confused, I peeked in the crack of the stall to look and yep, it was a girl.
I thought, “What the hell is this weirdo doin’ in the men’s restroom?” I thought for a sec and realized something.
I ran into the girl’s restroom without paying attention to the door signs. Ha-ha! Hey, I had to pee man!
So, I zipped up my pants and bolted back to the car. My friends still clown on me about that day.
Well, nowadays (2019) it doesn’t really matter I can just claim to be a lady and I’m all good.
Roland of Aragon (Not A Lady)
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