ILLEGAL ALIENS – 117 – Super Secret Mega Metronome Technique?

Rita convinces Professor B to reveal the “Super Secret Mega Metronome Technique!”

Nowadays, nothings really a secret. Why have the almighty INTERNET, to show us the way? Or, CNN or MSNBC. LOL! I’m just playing. They’re not real news.

They’re just a reality tv show produced by George Soros. Now, that’s the truth.

Or am I fake news?

Anywho…

This technique that I discovered as a kid is to really internalize your timing. No human will ever be like the metronome and on point. There are no human androids except for Mark Zuckerberg. That guy has a human-sized charging station in his garage that’s bigger than my house. He charges every night. Not fake news I promise. =)

The Mega Metronome technique is very simple to get the hang of at first until you reach only one click for every bar. That’s when It gets tough.

Here’s a quick rundown.

  1. First, choose the scale, song or riff that you’re working on.
  2. Learn it first without any metronome, to get your hands working.
  3. Then choose a slow to medium tempo to start. Anything 90bpms and under.
  4. Mute the fourth click. For a time frame start off with just three minutes with the first three clicks.
  5. You will need a digital metronome for this. The traditional one will not work.
  6. Mute the fourth and third click. Leaving two clicks for three minutes.
  7. Then, mute the fourth, third and second click. Leaving one-click for three minutes.
  8. As you record yourself and watch for improvement. You then increase to five minutes each and so forth.

Now you’ll be able to internalize the timing like a pro. George Soros or Mark Zuckerberg, the android rulers of our universe won’t be able to touch you.

Roland of Aragon 

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