“Rita runs out to the street to grab her sheet music.” Kids are dumb. You know they are. That’s why we as parents need to train them to be wise, peaceful and loving. Hopefully. Parents are dumb too. Crap! The future is screwed. Here comes President Oprah. NOooOoo!!! In this story, Rita and her brother …
“Ren challenges Rita to a Slap hand fight for calling him out.” Man, I was so good at slap hand fights in school. For those who dont what it is. Here’s what it’s about. Two challengers face each other. The challenger that wins the coin toss begins first and raises both palms up, just at …
The Clef’s wannabe cholo neighbor recommended Jimmy’s Chili Cheese Burgers for din-din. This scene is referenced to the original Tommy’s in Los Angeles. If you’re from L.A. then you’ve most likely eaten at the World Famous Tommy’s. And if you haven’t then you’re a weirdo Angeleno. Tommy’s was one the first-ever burger stands that have …
Professor B, wakes Rita up after the lesson and shows her a new conspiracy. Conspiracies are fun. I just don’t recommend you get too far down the rabbit hole or you won’t get out. The Super Secret Mega Metronome Technique from the last page is not really super-secret, believe it or not. There are …
Rita convinces Professor B to reveal the “Super Secret Mega Metronome Technique!” Nowadays, nothings really a secret. Why have the almighty INTERNET, to show us the way? Or, CNN or MSNBC. LOL! I’m just playing. They’re not real news. They’re just a reality tv show produced by George Soros. Now, that’s the truth. Or am …
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Rita writes a tune trapped upside down and half asleep, in Professor B’s fly oversized fly trap. Man, I remember my history class in 11th grade. I always had a great nap. My history teacher cared and didn’t care if you did your work. If you did it, great! If not, who cares. That was …
Professor B demonstrates the rest of the guitar chords. Alright, now grab your pick and let’s start strumming. Don’t forget to curl your palm and fingers over the fretboard, unless the chord requires you to flatten your finger against some notes. As a beginner, this takes a bit of time to master. There are tons …
Professor B catches a huge fly in his monstrous fly trap. This particular fly is a germophobe, can disinfect in seconds, and can play diminished scales at warp speed. Warp Speed? Do you think humans will ever achieve that type of speed? Even if we could, won’t humans just disintegrate? Illegal Aliens is coming along and I’m …
