Roland – Toon's Tunes https://toonstunes.org Cartoons Teaching to Play Tunes! Fri, 15 Nov 2024 19:28:54 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.1 https://toonstunes.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/cropped-Pick-up-Presley-Logo-Blue-1-32x32.png Roland – Toon's Tunes https://toonstunes.org 32 32 ILLEGAL ALIENS – 140- “Spiritual Encounter” https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-140-spiritual-encounter/ Mon, 20 Jul 2020 08:00:00 +0000 https://toonstunes.org/?p=9652 “Rita has finally reached the “Age of Cultivation”.

This is exactly what Rita’s dad was talking about way back in the beginning of their journey.

Click here to read it.

If you’ve been following along with the story since the very start, then you know that Cleftonian children need to reach the Age of Cultivation with the help of a Cleftonian mentor, usually their father, or they become Cleftonian bums, but in this case they had the lovable neurotic, Professor “B” to guide Rita.

The issue is, Professor “B” is not Cleftonian and Rita still reached the Age of Cultivation with his guidance. How so?

I guess you have to wait till’ I write the last half of the story in the far future.

As of now, I’ll still be posting stuff every so often, but “Illegal Aliens” will be concluded very soon.

Just hang tight, keep learning them tunes and go out and get in a band. Who cares if you pee in your panties in front of the ladies.

Just do it, weenie and I’ll keep you updated.

Roland of Aragon

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ILLEGAL ALIENS – 139 – The Win? https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-139-the-win/ Mon, 06 Jul 2020 08:00:00 +0000 https://toonstunes.org/?p=9651

“Rita is the new, “Ultimate Shred Battle Champ”.

Woo-hoo! Yay! Rita won a big ass gold plated plastic trophy!

And she won it with ease by playing a bunch of quarter note power chords. Who would think that solid timing is crucial in music? Right?

Well it is! Twitch’s timing sucks. That leads to my point to practice with a metronome. Always!

Are you a drummer? Then, the metronome is your best buddy.

I take that back. Are you a musician? Then, the metronome is your lover.

Remember that.

 

Roland of Aragon

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ILLEGAL ALIENS – 138 – “The Comeback Kid” https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-138-the-comeback-kid/ Mon, 22 Jun 2020 08:00:00 +0000 https://toonstunes.org/?p=9650 “After Rita forgives her mom, a newfound peace and confidence engulfs her. Now, she’s ready for the last round and unleashes her last move.”

It’s coming down to the end.

Rita, has an enormous confidence and is going to unleash the “Super Secret Mega Metronome Technique.”

We’ll see if it’s effective and hope that her music Professor “B” isn’t a kook and knows what he’s teaching.

That’s it for now, my brain is fried and I can’t think of anything else to write.

Peace.

Roland of Aragon

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ILLEGAL ALIENS – 137- “The Secret to Life” https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-137-the-secret-to-life/ Mon, 08 Jun 2020 08:00:00 +0000 https://toonstunes.org/?p=9649 “Rita’s mom pops in the locker room and surprises her, but she’s not having it.”

The world has brainwashed our minds to believe that an amazing life, is: Wealth, Fame, Power, Greatness, Happiness and Knowledge.

EHHH!!! Dead wrong buddy!

Schools, Hollywood, Culture has tapped into our vulnerable young minds to think this. It’s no wonder there are so many dysfunction in society and especially in families.

The key to a an amazing life is “FORGIVENESS”.

Why? It brings about: Peace, Love, Joy, and Wisdom in our lives.

You can be broke or rich and still live in hell, if an individual holds onto anger against their neighbor, partner, or cousin they’ll never endure, Love, Peace, and Joy. They look for it in the wrong places like, relationships, sex, money, food and drugs.

Only God is real love.

So, forgive your cheap ass smart phone that tends to load the webpage so slowly and don’t smash it on the ground. Just, relax and wait, it will load.

Peace.

PS: I still like money. =)

Roland of Aragon

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ILLEGAL ALIENS – 136 – “Whining” https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-136-whining/ Mon, 25 May 2020 08:00:00 +0000 https://toonstunes.org/?p=9648 “After Rita gets the slip from Twitch, Professor “B” drags her back to the locker rooms to re-strategize.”

After you get beaten down, what do you do?

You re-strategize, come up with a different plan, because Plan “A” didn’t work.

People fail because they have fear of rejection, fear of embarrassment, fear of mistakes.

I have NO fear! None of the above. Well, maybe if someone pointing a gun at me or threatened my pet monkey. That’s pretty logical, but aside from that I have NONE!

I’ve been rejected, been called names, been turned down, been accused, but that never stopped me from pushing forward. Yes, confidence plays a critical key, but you also have got to have the, “I don’t give a flying fudge if they say Yes or No”, attitude.

Why?

Because, they are many more opportunities out their in the world. If you ask 100 times, someone is bound to say Yes. It could be 200 times or maybe even 300 times, but if you have that persistent attitude you will make it.

Virtually, nothing in life is really no big deal.

Just do it, weenie.

Roland of Aragon

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ILLEGAL ALIENS – 135- “Battle Rage” https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-135-mistaken-identity/ Mon, 11 May 2020 08:00:00 +0000 https://toonstunes.org/?p=9646 “The battle rages on for the Ultimate Shred Battle Trophy. Until, Twitch pulls a slippery one.”

Wow!

It’s May 2020. I know I haven’t mentioned anything about COVID 19, but I just been super busy.

This story keeps going on and on like the energizer bunny and it’s almost at the end. Just hang in there.

To tell you the truth I’m not freaked out about COVID-19. Yes, I have to put on a mask when I walk in a grocery store or they’ll kick my ass out, but whatever. I need food right?

All the media hype is going insane and making my family freak out, especially my Mom. She’s kinda freaked out and that’s because she keeps watching that fake new media. It’s all a ploy to keep you afraid and under their hypnosis.

Come through the tunnel and see the light. See the light!

Stay safe, Toon Tuners.

Roland of Aragon

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ILLEGAL ALIENS – 109 https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-109/ https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-109/#respond Mon, 28 Jan 2019 08:00:00 +0000 https://toonstunes.org/?p=8900

Ren Clef’s crafty scheme actually worked on the Fed soldier. What happens next?

The last and final page of Illegal Aliens #4. In the next chapter Rita and Ren prep for Ultimate Shred Battle Championships. Who will win?

Will it be, Ren Clef, with his cocky confidence and craftiness?

Will it be Rita Clef, with her furious speed?

Or rather, will it be, Twitch, the twitching, narcissistic leader of the Goon Band?

Stay tuned.

Roland of Aragon (I’m totally legal!)

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ILLEGAL ALIENS – 108 https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-108/ https://toonstunes.org/illegal-aliens-108/#respond Mon, 21 Jan 2019 08:00:00 +0000 https://toonstunes.org/?p=8899

After being snitched on for cutting in line, the gang hides from the Fed soldier, but Ren hatches a plan.

I’m almost done with the end of this issue. Just one more page and then I start writing the final chapter of Illegal Aliens. The First Ever, ever, ever, ever comic that teaches guitar.

It’s been cold here in LA in the last couple weeks. It is winter here in LA, but it doesn’t get this cold, usually. My feet and hands get cold especially in my studio while I’m drawing, I need to triple sock my feet and triple glove my hands.

2019, is gonna be busy for comic conventions. I’m planning to visit quite a few Cons in California this year. So, don’t be shy and swing on by.

One goal I have, is I need to post more consistently on social media. I’m just not used to project my private life and work, where everyone can look up my pants. =)

I’ll keep you posted I promise.

Roland of Aragon 

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