This is exactly what Rita’s dad was talking about way back in the beginning of their journey.

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If you’ve been following along with the story since the very start, then you know that Cleftonian children need to reach the Age of Cultivation with the help of a Cleftonian mentor, usually their father, or they become Cleftonian bums, but in this case they had the lovable neurotic, Professor “B” to guide Rita.

The issue is, Professor “B” is not Cleftonian and Rita still reached the Age of Cultivation with his guidance. How so?

I guess you have to wait till’ I write the last half of the story in the far future.

As of now, I’ll still be posting stuff every so often, but “Illegal Aliens” will be concluded very soon.

Just hang tight, keep learning them tunes and go out and get in a band. Who cares if you pee in your panties in front of the ladies.

Just do it, weenie and I’ll keep you updated.

Roland of Aragon

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It’s coming down to the end.

Rita, has an enormous confidence and is going to unleash the “Super Secret Mega Metronome Technique.”

We’ll see if it’s effective and hope that her music Professor “B” isn’t a kook and knows what he’s teaching.

That’s it for now, my brain is fried and I can’t think of anything else to write.

Peace.

Roland of Aragon

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The world has brainwashed our minds to believe that an amazing life, is: Wealth, Fame, Power, Greatness, Happiness and Knowledge.

EHHH!!! Dead wrong buddy!

Schools, Hollywood, Culture has tapped into our vulnerable young minds to think this. It’s no wonder there are so many dysfunction in society and especially in families.

The key to a an amazing life is “FORGIVENESS”.

Why? It brings about: Peace, Love, Joy, and Wisdom in our lives.

You can be broke or rich and still live in hell, if an individual holds onto anger against their neighbor, partner, or cousin they’ll never endure, Love, Peace, and Joy. They look for it in the wrong places like, relationships, sex, money, food and drugs.

Only God is real love.

So, forgive your cheap ass smart phone that tends to load the webpage so slowly and don’t smash it on the ground. Just, relax and wait, it will load.

Peace.

PS: I still like money. =)

Roland of Aragon

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After you get beaten down, what do you do?

You re-strategize, come up with a different plan, because Plan “A” didn’t work.

People fail because they have fear of rejection, fear of embarrassment, fear of mistakes.

I have NO fear! None of the above. Well, maybe if someone pointing a gun at me or threatened my pet monkey. That’s pretty logical, but aside from that I have NONE!

I’ve been rejected, been called names, been turned down, been accused, but that never stopped me from pushing forward. Yes, confidence plays a critical key, but you also have got to have the, “I don’t give a flying fudge if they say Yes or No”, attitude.

Why?

Because, they are many more opportunities out their in the world. If you ask 100 times, someone is bound to say Yes. It could be 200 times or maybe even 300 times, but if you have that persistent attitude you will make it.

Virtually, nothing in life is really no big deal.

Just do it, weenie.

Roland of Aragon

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Wow!

It’s May 2020. I know I haven’t mentioned anything about COVID 19, but I just been super busy.

This story keeps going on and on like the energizer bunny and it’s almost at the end. Just hang in there.

To tell you the truth I’m not freaked out about COVID-19. Yes, I have to put on a mask when I walk in a grocery store or they’ll kick my ass out, but whatever. I need food right?

All the media hype is going insane and making my family freak out, especially my Mom. She’s kinda freaked out and that’s because she keeps watching that fake new media. It’s all a ploy to keep you afraid and under their hypnosis.

Come through the tunnel and see the light. See the light!

Stay safe, Toon Tuners.

Roland of Aragon

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Ren Clef’s crafty scheme actually worked on the Fed soldier. What happens next?

The last and final page of Illegal Aliens #4. In the next chapter Rita and Ren prep for Ultimate Shred Battle Championships. Who will win?

Will it be, Ren Clef, with his cocky confidence and craftiness?

Will it be Rita Clef, with her furious speed?

Or rather, will it be, Twitch, the twitching, narcissistic leader of the Goon Band?

Stay tuned.

Roland of Aragon (I’m totally legal!)

After being snitched on for cutting in line, the gang hides from the Fed soldier, but Ren hatches a plan.

I’m almost done with the end of this issue. Just one more page and then I start writing the final chapter of Illegal Aliens. The First Ever, ever, ever, ever comic that teaches guitar.

It’s been cold here in LA in the last couple weeks. It is winter here in LA, but it doesn’t get this cold, usually. My feet and hands get cold especially in my studio while I’m drawing, I need to triple sock my feet and triple glove my hands.

2019, is gonna be busy for comic conventions. I’m planning to visit quite a few Cons in California this year. So, don’t be shy and swing on by.

One goal I have, is I need to post more consistently on social media. I’m just not used to project my private life and work, where everyone can look up my pants. =)

I’ll keep you posted I promise.

Roland of Aragon 

Miki Mos, Ren’s Filipino drummer buddy attempts to ask Rita out to dinner.

Hey, remember when you first asked out a girl you liked, or boy, and you thought the way to do it, was to just ask, and the social protocol was to not be mean and they have to say yes, because it’s rude to say, “No!”?

Remember?

But, then you got rejected and it felt like she ripped your heart out like, Kali Ma from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and it burst into flames and your life was over, and you couldn’t sleep all night, because you kept thinking about her and what you did wrong and why she said, No! And then you form a plan on what to say at class the next day, while she has your heart at home frying in a pan and chopped up to make some awesome Carne Asada heart tacos. Of course, your words will never convince her, but chivalry is still a thing in Fabio’s romance novels.

The words of wisdom are: “Once you fail, try again, and again, and again and success will come your way”, but for some weird reason it works for everything, but women.

This, of course, has never happened to me.

Roland of Aragon (Or has it.)

Rita and Ren arrive at school and suddenly notice a huge line forming from the front entrance. What’s it all about?

Happy New Years! Hope your 2018 was great, mine was the beginning of a new era for Illegal “Aliens.” And the journey continues…

“Were you a line cutter at school?

You know, when you head to the lunch cafeteria and there’s this big line forming. You start looking for your buddies so you can cut right through. And then there’s this uptight, liberal, follow the rules type of person, most were girls by the way, that ratted you out to the supervisor nearby and sent to the back of the line.

Boooo! To that uptight, socialist, student. Booo!

Until next time.

Roland of Aragon (Booo!)