“El Federali corners Rita and her buddy Kolor in the ladies locker room looking differently.” El Federali is dressed to impress, right? You gotta do what you gotta do, to get what you wanna get, right? Risks are big part of daily life. I guarantee you will lose someday, but that’s a good thing. Mistakes and …
“El Federali hatches a plan to corner Rita in the ladies locker room. I wonder what it is?” I remember I was with my music homies and we were traveling up north for some gig in Northern Cali. We then arrived in Central Cali for a pit stop at a local gas station. I was …
“The Ultimate Shred Battle Championships are here!” I’ve won some competitions as a kid. I won an art contest when I was seven and some “battle of bands” competitions in my twenties. It was fun, but unfortunately it didn’t come with consistent revenue and cash flow. Boo-hoo me! That’s the unfortunate nature of becoming …
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“Finally, El Federali reveals his secret hideout.” Didn’t you ever have a secret hideout when you were a kid? It was usually the closet for me. No one bothered to look in there, except the roaches. My fortress of solitude, sort of. After a bit of claustrophobia kicked in then I was done with that. …
“Twitch and his Pops have a secret meeting in a special location.” Now, the plot is thickening. Twitch thinks he has some evidence that will convince his Pop “El Fed” to begin an investigation on the Clefs. I always seem to write the bad guys scenes a lot quicker for some odd reason. Maybe it’s …
“Rita runs out to the street to grab her sheet music.” Kids are dumb. You know they are. That’s why we as parents need to train them to be wise, peaceful and loving. Hopefully. Parents are dumb too. Crap! The future is screwed. Here comes President Oprah. NOooOoo!!! In this story, Rita and her brother …
“Ren challenges Rita to a Slap hand fight for calling him out.” Man, I was so good at slap hand fights in school. For those who dont what it is. Here’s what it’s about. Two challengers face each other. The challenger that wins the coin toss begins first and raises both palms up, just at …
The Clef’s wannabe cholo neighbor recommended Jimmy’s Chili Cheese Burgers for din-din. This scene is referenced to the original Tommy’s in Los Angeles. If you’re from L.A. then you’ve most likely eaten at the World Famous Tommy’s. And if you haven’t then you’re a weirdo Angeleno. Tommy’s was one the first-ever burger stands that have …
