85: Illegal Aliens – 37

As Rita and Ren attempt to find their class, an unexpected voice comes from the school locker.

Have you ever been stuffed into a school locker before??

If you answered, “Yes”.

Ha, ha, loser! I was probably the one that stuffed you in it. Someone tried it on me one time, but I think I was too fat.

I was 26 years old and music director of my local church band. The cocky 13 year old singer, who thought he was Enrique Iglesias was trying to make fun of me. I told him to shut it or I’ll dump you into the trash bin. (Now, that I think about it, what the heck was a 13 year old doing in the adult church band? He was the pastor’s kid, church politics I tell ya.)

He dared me, when his dad was standing there.

I said, “Screw it”, I picked him up while he was sitting on a chair, he tried to cling onto the chair. So I grabbed him and the chair and slam dunked him into the trash bin.

Score! 3 pointer!

Jesus forgave me, and gave me a high five.

The Alpha Music Director – R.D. Aragon

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