Illegal Aliens – 80

Rita reconnects with someone unexpected.

LESSON OF THE DAY

 

Reconnecting with someone you haven’t seen in a while?

Or maybe you don’t even like this person.

They stole your lunch pizza from your tray when you were just 10 years old. That punk!

They patted you on the back to pretend to be your friend and instead they taped an “I’m gay!” sign to your back and you walk around school while kids are calling you “fruit.”

Or that guy who borrowed your “Rage Against the Machine Live From Mexico” DVD and never gave it back.

You know who I’m talking about?

That guy!

Forget it about. Think about it this way, they weren’t even your friend and you bought them off with cheap goods. In life, you’ll even have a few close friends. Any more than that, then you’re gonna end up lending your Star Trek: The Next Generation DVD collection.

Heck no!

 

– Roland of Aragon (Trekker not Trekkie)

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