110: Illegal Aliens – 62

Ren Clef looks for Miki around the cafeteria, then suddenly slips on his ramen noodles and learns how to squat.

Have you ever squatted?

I tried it the other day. I fell on my butt. It feels like something’s gonna rip. My legs are stretching in a totally unusual way. Many Asians squat and believe it or not I’m a 1/4 Asian and I can’t squat worth a lick.

After feeling shame.

I decided to attempt squatting every morning for a week for one minute long. Yes, my legs and butthole hurt, but after a week I grew accustomed. My legs and butthole didn’t hurt anymore.

I could go the the park where there were no benches and I could squat for long periods of time. Woo-hoo!

The lesson is consistency and persistence pays off.

– Roland of Aragon (The Musical Squatter)

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